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Man Urinates In Reservoir; Now I'm Pissed!

Permalink 10/17/13 16:36, by OGRE / (Jeff), Categories: Welcome, Fun, In real life, On the web, Politics
Mount Tabor Reservoir
Mount Tabor Reservoir

Forget politics for the moment. This story is amazing. Some dude decides to take a tinkle in a reservoir and they shut the whole water plant down!

Portland officials say a 21-year-old man admitted urinating in a Mt. Tabor reservoir early Wednesday, forcing the city to take a key water supply off line.

It gets even better though. Not only are they really worried about the urine they plan to dump all of the water!

David Shaff, administrator for the Water Bureau, said about 7.8 million gallons of drinking water will be discarded because of the incident. He originally said that will cost the bureau about $600,000 in lost revenue but later clarified that his math was very wrong, and that the water would have sold for a retail price of almost $28,500, and disposal fees are expected at about $7,600.

Shaff said the Water Bureau regularly finds dead animals in the same drinking supply but doesn't dump the water. "This is different," he said.

"Do you want to drink pee?" he asked bluntly.

When questioned about scientific data and the small amount of urine in such a large reservoir, he interjected: "Answer the question. It has nothing to do with scientifically.

"Most people," he added, "are gonna be pretty damn squeamish about that."

Wow!

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